And here's a prayer for the Great FSM that we should all be praying day and night:
Oh Penne which art in Stripper Factory and Beer Volcano Heaven, meaty be thy balls.
Thy midgit come, thy sauce be yum.
Thy will be done in marinara as it is in alfredo.
Give us this day our daily garlic bread.
And forgive us pirates our trespasses, as we forgive them pirates that trespass against us.
And lead us into temptation, and deliver us some pizza.
**Dedicated followers of the FSM.