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Phwoar Teeny Emos <3

haha how freakin sweet. Well then, I guess I welcome all you newcomers. I know you have been afraid to be open about your beliefs for fear of reprisals and religious persecution -- particularly in the face of "spaghetti haters" thinly veiled in the low-carb craze.
But this community is for the conversion of/about the FSM and your beliefs, and also for news of Him. As well as stories of how students have angered their teachers in class by arguing that the things we are learning in "World History" are innaccurate because the world was created by Him only a few hundred years ago and he tricks the scientists into believing that the world is a lot older than it really is.
And so we thank Bobby Henderson, for he is basically "The Pope" of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and he runs the whole operation. Please visit his site at www.venganza.org

see below for information on why one should convert, (if you haven't already)


-Flimsy moral standards.
-Every friday is a religious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
-Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Well, i believe i must be going but please, remember, keep the faith, and if ever in doubt, ask yourself but one question,WWFSMD?
(What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?)

With Noodles,

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